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Calculate PI upto 3000 decimal places.

Ready to run Fortran 77 program complete with original source code and ported source code in listing format. Adds extended precision routines to Fortran 77. Written by Mark P. Esplin Ported to Fortran 77 By Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing general

A general told his troops, before the big battle, "Right lads, we are outnumbered 4 to 1, but we are much better than them, so we should win through in the end!"

Half-way through the battle he sees one of his men leaning against a tree smoking. He rushes up to him, calls him all the names under the sun and asks him what he thinks he is doing? He replied "I have already end my four." Try not to turn the minimum requirements, into the maximum of your endeavour.

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Big Bertha Thing Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas (see below)

From a Charles privatesens Birthday Book The Langham Birthday Books Leopold B Hill, Langham Place, W. London. Compiled by B.W.Matz Printed in Great Britain by The Woodbridge Press Ltd., Guildford. Purchased for Christmas in 1921

Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year to Mods and CP Conf.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas

December 18th May the green holly-tree flourish, striking its roots deep into our English ground, and having its germinating qualities carried by the birds of Heaven all over the world! The Holly Tree December 19th Seasonable tokens are about.... Lavish profusion in the shops; particularly in the articles of currants, raisins, spices, candied peel, and miost sugar. Edwin Drood December 20th Christmas was close at hand, in all his bluff and hearty honesty; it was the season of hospitality, merriment, and open heartedness. The Pickwick Papers December 21st And numerous indeed are the hearts to which Christmas brings a brief season of happiness and enjoyment.... How many old recollections, and how many dormant sympathies, does Christmas time awaken. The Pickwick Papers December 22nd It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. A Christmas Carol December 23rd Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused-, in whose mind some pleasant buttociations are not awakened- by the reccurence of Christmas. Sketches by Boz December 24th I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. A Christmas Carol December 25th A Christmas family party! We know nothing in nature more delightful! There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.... Would that Christmas lasted the whole year through! Sketches by Boz December 26th Let the benignant figure of my childhood stand unchanged! In every cheerful image and suggestion that the season brings, may the bright star that rested above the poor roof, be the star of all the Christian world. A Christmas Tree December 27th Another Christmas come, another year gone!... More figures in the lengthening sum of recollection that we work and work at to our torment, till rest idly jumbles all together, and rules all out. The Haunted Man December 28th The windows of the house of Memory and the windows of the house of Mercy are not so easily closed as windows of glbutt and wood. They fly open unexpectedly; they rattle in the night. Somebody's Luggage December 29th Who seeks to turn him (Time) back, or stay him on his course, arrests a mighty engine, which will strike the meddler dead, and be the fiercer and the wilder, ever, for its momentary check! The Chimes