Cranky old computers still being used 96
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I don't know. I'm hoping that if I blow just right, it'll melt before I log off. That VROOMVROOM machine is just too big for me. I've had to resort to jumpstarting it with electricity which is not a feature.
Harley, having realized the need to yuppieproof their bikes a few years back, added bank angle switches that kill the motor if you lean the bike...
Rub it in. My winter crocuses have yet to see sun. They're usually blooming by the end of February. I don't think I believe that foot in Boston. They said I should get 6-12" but I'm still seeing black spots of my tar driveway.
Yea, and they're saying that Friday's storm is going to pbutt us to the south. April Fool's storm, V2.0.
I did something incredibly stupid yesterday. I decided to not listen to the weather report (0-3" and rain Friday) and get milk. I opened the garage, got in the car, click, click, click, mmmoooaaaannnn, click. After a minute, I figured out that my act of leaving the trunk up (I still don't know how I managed to see the trunk closed when I shut the garage door last Thursday) caused a drain on the battery. WTF would guess that there's a light in the trunk? Called AAA. That premium has been worth its weight in cash so far.
So now I have another aspect of my brain deterioration. Question: how do I turn the f***ing light off? There's no switch (that I can find). Note: I haven't RTFM yet.
BAH
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