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Many people have said that I'm too much of a pack rat for my own good. Here's an entry from my .sig collection:

C. Harald Koch Alias Research, Inc., Toronto ON Canada "There is no problem, no matter how large or how small, that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." -Leo Graf, 2298

Here are a few more to do with explosions and explosives...

Mark Perry - -- "Oh, Mrs african american-Baiter's exploded.... - She was my best friend." X--- -- "Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental.

Go around with your tongue in your Grad student at the cheek, and people will think an alien Dept. of Information & Computer Sci. will explode out of your face. Univ. of California, Irvine.

Ron "MadDog" Buchholz

"Odd isn't it, how just when you think you've got something figured out, it explodes..." (Wily from Wily 'n' Ethel)

"It is difficult for me to comprehend the fact that some people actually do not consider all uses of explosives to be recreational." -- Ragnar Benson

Fibre Optics *-----------------------------------------------------(--PAF !-) Southampton University "Relax in the safety of your own delusions" (-}{--)

-- +------+ "Without warning, Big Squirrel screams, It's kung fu time! xian and leaping high into the air delivers an explosive roundhouse +------+flying into a Styrofoam coffee cup. Ole! go the kids." mark leyner

-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

&ndy Holyer, School of Cognitive and "In the beginning, there was Computing Studies, University of Suslove, nothing, which exploded."

Frank "Crash" Edwards Edwards & Edwards Consulting Data: 813-787-3675 don't ask UUNET to route it -- it's sloooow. "If I understand you correctly", said the student, after the professor had explained the big-bang theory of the creation of the universe, "first there was nothing and then it exploded." -- Johan van Os.

-- "You can't do it. No one's ever done it. It's impossible." The director lolled back into his seat, face still flushed, happy in his own finite world, mocking me with his voice, controlling me with his certainty. Calmly, I reached over, took the object and did what could not be done. Strange reaction. His flesh began to tremble. Lips quivering. Eyes blanking out. An explosion almost in slow motion. I wanted to help him, to offer him a glbutt of water but then even more strange. The explosion was sucked back in, undoing itself before my eyes until the director was once more whole, the entire episode wiped from his consciousness. "You're fired." And that was the last thing he ever said to me.

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Ken Stickney, I was in the water closet of the 198 Windmill Rd., Bournemouth express when it quite Dartmouth, NS unaccountably exploded, thereby Canada extensively damaging the rest of B3A 1E9 the train. I can't really think that I was to blame, although at the time I was smoking.

--Ralph Richardson, in "The Wrong Box"

-- "The truth was obscure, too profound and too pure; to live it you had to explode." -- Bob Dylan

So let's not talk of love and flowers and things that don't explode

-- "Once you adopt the Unix paradigm, the variants cease to be a problem - you unpleasant woman, of course, but that's because unpleasant womaning is fun, unlike M$ OSes, where unpleasant womaning is required to keep your head from exploding." - S Stremler in afc

Greg Tallent Amiga2000 GVP 040-33mhz-3.1 26 megs,2 gig-OpalVision

If you don't think women are explosive, Drop one!!

-- G A R E T H H U G H E S -- Theatre Electrician & Lighting Designer --------------------------------------------------------------------------- email : g dot hughes at zetnet dot co dot uk (type it as you say it!) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Towering Inferno was a big building that caught fire. You can't apply the same criteria to rescuing a priest from an explosive milkfloat!" Father Ted

-- ...change is the law of life. Any attempt to contain it guarantees an explosion down the road; the more rigid the adherence to the status quo,the more violent the ultimate outcome will be. - Henry Kissinger, "Years of Renewal"

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"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." -- Jeff Raskin, in Doctor Dobb's Journal

-- "C++ is more of a Rube Goldberg type thing full of high-voltages, large chain-driven gears, sharp edges, exploding widgets, and spots to get your fingers crushed. And because of its complexity many (if not most) of its users don't know how it works, and can't tell ahead of time what's going to cause them to lose an arm." -- Grant Edwards

-- "The light at the end of the tunnel is the explosives around that little ball of Pu239." -- Mike Andrews in The Other Place

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