Some sonofaunpleasant woman has my computer. 4609
On 26 Sep 2006 09:58:06 -0400, Rich
Some sonofaunpleasant woman has my computer. 4608
Surely you of all people would've learned by now not to buttert absolutes based on limited samples? If you see my cow, tell her...
Except I should have gone for the pregnancy joak, given his use of the word "oddly."
There was a story in the Annapolis Capital on Sunday about a woman who didn't realize she was pregnant until she went into labor. And this wasn't some fourteen-year-old who didn't know what pregnancy was. This woman is in her thirties and has a seven-year-old son, and she hadn't known she was pregnant when she had him either.
So here's this woman having severe abdominal pain, her husband is on the phone with the emergency operator, who is trying to help, and all of a sudden the husband sees the crown of the baby's head and yells, "She's pregnant!!" "Pregnant?" says the confused emergency operator. "Didn't she know?" "No!" says the husband, and proceeds to deliver his daughter, there on the bathroom floor.
Would you want your story in the paper if that happened to you? Me neither, but they don't seem to mind. The mother was quoted as saying she'd buttumed the missed periods were because of stress (apparently forgetting all about what happened seven years ago).