Why I use a Mac, anno 2006 33HumfHSaKlA~jG9gd
David Scheidt wrote
Some snagged from various places over the years...
You are not expected to understand this.
It's hopeless, but trying anyway
parse error: I just don't get it"
You learned to program in FORTRAN, didn't you?
Linker attempting to "duct tape" this "gerbil" of a program"
Bad BCB: we're in big trouble now
initstate: not enough state (bytes) with which to do jack; ignored. PROGRAMMER GOOFED . . . YOU SHOULD NEVER SEE THIS MESSAGE
Man the Lifeboats! Women and children first! ....
(That makes 100 errors; please try again.)
You can now delete more, or insert, or whatever.
Sorry, I don't know how to help in this situation. Maybe you should try asking a human?
Sorry, I already gave what help I could...
An error might have occurred before I noticed any problems.
I'm broken. Please show this to someone who can fix me.
I can't go on meeting you like this.
One of your faux pas seems to have wounded me deeply... in fact, I'm barely conscious. Please fix it and try again.
A funny symbol that I can't read has just been input. Continue, and I'll forget that it ever happened.
Something Rotten in Denmark, Interp Stack Not Aligned
I expect so, because he's absolutely correct. OSX is relatively secure. There have been proof...
Unexpected ';', expecting ';'
You can't do that in horizontal mode.
Correct, that's why it has 99.999999999999999999% of the Viruses, it just wasn't design for how it is being used today. The...
COMPILER THWARTED.
Argument is bletchful.
Guru Meditation
My little mind is blown.
Hot Damn! You need more ram!
A typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program
You can't modify a constant, float upstream, win an argument with the IRS, or satisfy this program
Spec violation. (I know you don't care, I'm just trying to annoy you)
You can't do that. (because the ANSI spec. says so, that's why) Call me paranoid but I find that to be suspicious.
Symbol table full - bane heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade
It seem you are trying to check the output from a word-processor. Not only does this not make sense, but you would probably damage the file if you tried so I am not going to let you do this!
It looks like the active file is messed up. Contact your administrator and leave the "bogus" groups alone, and they may come back to normal. Maybe.
Attention K-Mart shoppers: Blue Light special in our SYSTEM UTILITIES department. For the next 10 days we will be taking requests for the utilities that you think should be here. Thank you again for shopping K-Mart.
Things are not looking good!
I didn't think this set of error conditions could ever happen!
Now deleting all files. Goodbye.
file qwerty.asdfg has bad magic.
Hi Russell! We wondered how long it would take for you to mess up this bad.
When they stopped being helpful. Help desks are things IT management put between USERS and IT Staff to keep work from ending when the PC's hit...
The running master will not die...!!
Shut 'er down, Scotty, she's a-pumpin' mud!
An error has occurred on the error logging device.
Out of order.
Hey are you talking to me? Try again!
Invalid command. Feel ashamed for yourself and try again.
Of all the commands available you picked the wrong one!
ERROR 1164 HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?
YOU JUST TRIED TO FAKE-OUT MOTHER NATURE, AND SHE CAUGHT YOU! SUPER-VULCAN NOW HAS YOUR NAME ON HIS ENEMY LIST, AND YOU CAN BE CERTAIN THAT FUTURE ATTEMPTS TO RESOURCE LFN 0,3,OR 6 WILL RESULT IN YOUR BEING ABORTED, SPINDLED, MANGLED, FOLDED, PUNCHED, DELETED, AND DEALLOCATED.
This application has violated system integrity and must be terminated.
You are a charlatan.
Go away. You don't exist.
Tsk, tsk. Have I been a bad computer?
oh........ I give up.... dumping core now!
Invalid Character At Terminal -- Please Go Away
Unibus timeout -- send in a new quarterback
Ouch, That HURTS!
You must be joking.
Error: Error occurred when attempting to print error message.
Error #1: Power supply not found
Can't find wicked faraway objects.
Can't fit 27" tape through 25" door.
Invalid Error
No message, no subject; hope that's ok.
I, the most critical examiner of all, have determined that there is an error on line 42.
MORE RAM AVAILABLE, BUT NOT FOR YOU
Weird magic happens here
Okie dokie, that wasn't supposed to happen. Let's try again.
This program's idea of conditions is screwed up.
Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life out here.
ERROR: NO ERRORS DETECTED
Holy storage Batman, the drive's missing!
Holy PH, Batman, the buffer's missing!
Holy Vectors Batman, I can't get more lines!
Bad External File System: Boy, is your system messed up.
Looks like mere mortals are trying to enter the Twilight Zone
bane: Major security hack. Notify Administrator.
Idenbreasty problems, eh ?
Bad Craziness.
Dave, my mind is going...
Few mortals may try to enter the Twilight Zone
Only real wizards know the spells to open the gate of paradise
Use the force, Luke !
Change balls, please. Perhaps yours are dirty?
NONE of your errors have been found
Unused error message #6423
FALL DOWN GO BOOM
Data potato doo-wop doo-wop
Okie dokie, core dumped.
**puke**
Your guess is probably much better than mine.
You wascally wabbit! Wandering wizards won't win!
MAIL DELETED BECAUSE OF LACK OF DISK SPACE!!
Can't suspend a login shell (yet).
Your expression has defeated me
Help is not available for you.
bus error (or something nasty like that)
Insane structure member list
Explanation: An unknown error has occurred in an unidentified program while executing an unimplemented function at an undefined address.
User Response: Correct error and resubmit.
Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!
Error: Success!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons; for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.
-- Lefty All of God's creatures have a place.......... .........right next to the potatoes and gravy.
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