a love letter to usama bin laden

psychic person invisibility +++

isnt it f***in awesome ?

i can whack a hundred thousand ppl

with one

psychic curse and

is so unbelievable

it's never believed

funny as

+++ blue oyster cult 'veteran of the psychic wars' +++

so i;ve had

two really big kills

around a hundred thousand dead and

th dead only complain to me

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killin 125000 ppl is

scary delicious and

no-one ever believes a word

and if they do

th person they tell it to

dismisses it

funny as

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five yrs i;ve

end ppl

openly

and online

i've finally learned a little discretion

whwn hamster stuck that jet car

at 300 mile an hour

into th pavement

i smiled

hey he's gunna live

my

voodoo hexes work good hey hamster

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dont let these shakes go on - lyric

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ok computer

90 % of my kills are

from th ground moving

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we worship th land for

well

th white ****s here say

eighty thousand yrs

but they dont know poo

they just guess poo

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theory

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sorry about th white ****s tag

i'm half white

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half black

half boy half girl

born on a cusp

water fire

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when you wrote this song guys

did ya see

ppl like me

half burnt out

livin with our kills

smilin at th joke about

th winner of th aceh surfing open

bein won by a guy on a cupboard

with his family also perched on top of it

on top of an

eighty foot wave

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all i can say is

dont kill aussies

our magic is

still

deadly

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but they never listen

and i'll get to

ask th land again

kill these ****s kuta

and she does

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like any war

th collateral damage is

something to behold

women children

and non combatants

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when i first listened to this song

i never dreamed i;d one day carry

truly horrible figures of dead

in my head runnin near 95%

collateral damage at th moment

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nah that;s not true

first time i listened to this

th chill went up my spine

already my gift

psychic gift

had shown me

i mouthed off about that ****

seven days ago and

today we're all gathered around his

grave

so i looked forward and maybe

imagined

fifty odd rests against my name

young and silly

i could live with fifty at

thirteen but

i think i would have end myself

then

if i'd known

i'd carry a quarter million

ghosts

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all music computer

random pls

+++ david gray 'the other side' +++

it isnt always good enough

to say

or even believe

i see th future backwards

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i asked for th islamic persons

to be whacked and

th rest toll th morning after

in th middle east

was seventy thousand and climbing fast

f*** man

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i did have less trouble with it though

than watchin th footage of th aceh tsunami

hey man

i asked for that wave

f***in person ****s

planting

kuta beach

f*** you ****s

cop this huge wave

+++ joel turner and the modern day poets 'these kids' +++

dont u teach yr kids

livin with volcanos and

earthquakes that

if th water receedes

that it's gunna come back up again

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even i knew that

and i live on th stablest island in th world

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i

try to make myself feel a

bit better about my kills

but they were

retaliation for

attacks against us

and we are

th oldest practising religion in th world

aboriginal witchdoctor religion

80 000 yrs

is th current

estimate

i dunno

i see at least 150000 yrs back and

i still see my brothers and sisters here

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u ****s declared war on all other earthly religions

well kuta is

real magic religion a f*** of a lot older and

hey man our god still works

u f***ers have to resort to

puttin plants on childrens backs cause yr god wont

do yr bidding

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i spit on u

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this is yr great religion hey fellas

sendin children out to kill

dissolution planters

cause yr

god

doesnt work anymore

+++ powderfinger 'day you come' +++

put a fatwah on me and

i'll send another f***in tsunami

not a threat

a promise

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i dont see yr god's magic

helpin u to whack yr enemies

i see men forcing boys

to kill emselves for some notion of

goodies in th afterlife virgins indeed

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i ask one question

off my god

cause u ****s planted kuta beach

a second time and

i see a hundred thousand ppl

dead and dying

on my television

th next day

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when yr religion is

21 thousand yrs old and

can prove it;s magic

maybe then

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in th meantime

u ****s dont bother me

+++ will smith 'switch' +++

if you have to send a child

with a plant

or a gun to kill me

yr religion has proved nuthing

and my juju so big

th last **** to fire a

live gun at me

turned it on himself

and blew his brains out

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bee careful ****s

i f*** with electricity

too

th little switches u use

i can

trigger

remotely

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f***in juvenile religions

runnin all over this planet

a bunch of

neotenous rock apes

+++ beck 'beautiful way' +++ elvis costello 'olivers army' +++

cmon usama come and scare me with yr

little kids

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cmon **** it'll

allow me to throw another

big one at ya

i'll catch u hiding

in yr cave

bring th roof down on yr head like

well

like th rooves of th

religious schools in

northern pakistan

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kill the

islamic person ****s i said

the very soul of th problem

boy did my god

deliver

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and in less than a day

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it;s dumb to

try and take on

all th religions of th world ****

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might not bee as educated as you thought you were

+++ machine gun fellatio 'the mirrorballs starting to rock MkII' +++

our history books in oz

still say

th witchdoctor kills u

cause u know

he cursed u

wrbreastten by some

ignorant

invader

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files just liek this one

buried in th internet

dated psychic predictions of

mbutt rest

say otherwise

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kuta doesnt hit at aussies

our brothers and sisters

we avenge

+++

for fifty odd aussies end

kuta whacked 125000 ppl

ya did ut again

end five aussies n yr

underhanded way

so we underarm bowled ya again and

another 100 thousand dead

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want th killing to stop ?

throw usama's body

into th street

where it can bee found

+++ ween 'push th little daisies' +++

th yanks didnt suspect you were dead and

didnt agree with their buttesment

i been seein yr body for ages

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cmon guys

most deadly witchdoctor in th world

has been throwin

poo at him

we know his compadres wont

admit when th **** dies

we'll use other methods

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kuta is sick of watchin th tv news

with children bein forced by

human's with no connection to god forcin em to kill in religion's name

+++ george 'breaking it slowly' +++

yr religion

may have done miracles

a f***in long time ago

if ya can trust wot th

peasants back then

wrote about it and

they were an ignorant lot

does anybody believe anythign a peasant says

now

kuta religion

delivers

real miracles

we have real magic

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have we already gotten u usama ?

my magic moves mountains

i watched th footage

of yr highest mountains

crumbled into th villages

and all th caves sealed or

completely crushed

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i wait for our next contretemps

confident

in th knowledge

that yr magic is

minimal at best and

+++ pete murray 'so beautiful' +++

did ya know usama

about th money curse

thrown by kuta religion

seven days

before u commanded yr children

to fly into th world trade towers

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we watched that money travel in a bank transfer

to new york and when yr first

child flew into th big building

i was sittin here cros legged readin

tom wolfe's the right stuff

on th american space program page three

on wot it's like to die in burning aviation fuel

so i'd know

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so to kuta religion u are

nuthing but an istrument

of

our religion

not yrs

+++

just like

when we whacked dr rest

thusual way

in an internet server and

12 days later

th bad doctor

who made th plants

for th kuta beach planting

got whacked by th indonesian police

th police in this case

also our instrument

+++ U2 'pride'(in the name of love) +++

can a

non magic religion

an offshoot ok

a perverted thing of th

main religion

take on a real magic religion

and win

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my kill count is higher than yrs usama

and for much less effort and

very little

money

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if kuta has to whack another

hundred thousand ppl in th religion u practise

to chase after u can u live with it ?

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talk about yr ancient religions like

+++ flight sim 'T138' +++ 4 non blondes 'what's goin on'(techno remix) +++

tens of thosuands of yrs

is th age of our religion

+++

young f***in whippersnappers with

lots of faith and

very little

provable

magic

+++

i point th bone of rest at some ****

he f***in dies

scientific

experiment shows

he dies

within seven days

plus or minus six

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if th **** is gunna ide

it's between oen day and twelve days after

th bone of rest has been sung at

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i sang for six yrs

on strete corners

ridin a unicycle

round th after midnight scene

not for money

for th juju

australian aboriginal magic

+++

now my juju is big enough

i can kill a hundred thousand at a time

is it too much power in one man;s hands

but it's th magic of th oldest land

and i grew up in kuta volcano and

i use my huge juju sparingly

+++

sorry hamster man

just wanted to ruffle yr feathers for

crackin age jokes at jeremy

on top gear

300 mile an hour jet car crash hey

+++ powderfinger 'stumblin' +++

maybe i shouldnt have chucked that hex at ya

on th net

fr bein a young arrogant ****

but

i can

+++

and i got somethin to prove

yr history books are wrong

half my family are teachers

teachin crap

as fact

+++

glad ya survived hamster

nice to know i can

throw subtlety

ya can probly understand

man who throws

rest curses

that kill

in th hundred thousands can

just lay ya up in

hospital for a good long while

+++

this aboriginal black tracker

is hunting u usama is best to know

who u pick fights with

+++

evry **** in th f***in world

dismisses australian aboriginals

we were here

first

+++ the offspring 'she's got issues' +++

damn straight computer

+++

ya think we learned nuthin because

we lived a

hunter gatherer lifestyle

labelled us as

animals

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my blue balls

th testicles that ache

every day

33 yrs usama makes me a

mean ****

a magic mean **** with savages testicles

which strangely enoguh

i inherited from my white half

from th dutch

+++

declare war on me ya ****

by my figures man

i'm winnin

one man

in a bedroom in australia

with a phone connection

to th internet

+++ pearl jam 'black' +++

"that's me man, black"

"my nickname in oz for twenty odd yrs"

we're a weird mob

"yeah but we're lethal'

war is hell

+++

i'm sorry yr payin for this ****

declarin war on us but i have twenty odd million australians

screamin at me the kadaitcha man of australia

to avenge our rests

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we do that

dont think u'll liek it much but

we do that

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us aussies

came out of vietnam

with th highest killcount and

in war

just like we were in gallipoli

we're fearless

and deadly

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gunna send u a love letter usama

i'll be gratefull

if th reader

does their utmost

to give u a copy

kuta religion is

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nasty enough to hurt em if they dont

+++ B2K 'bump bump bump'(remix 2) +++

yours sincerley

. . .

pirate jenny "kutaman"

+++

p.s.

wink 'higher state of consciousness'