mad psychic blog do not seed

mad psychic blog- do not seed +++

i rang th

unicycle crowd and

+++ kylie minogue 'still standing' +++

very funnie cutie

now do ya dance and

f*** off

+++

and got some idea of wot rules they're runnin this thing by

should i bring a hockey stick and poo liek that

+++

one o clock saturday

gunna be hot as

"if it aint peein down"

i jumped onth 26 wheel and

did th extra big block

and round and thru th shopping centre

lookin for

ridin challenges

didnt come alive did ya

till we hit th dirt

f***in mountain unicycle

+++

how is my monoshock unicycle comin along ?

+++ monkees 'i'm a believer' +++

in th workshop

havin a full rebuild

+++ led zeppelin 'gallows pole' +++

yeah dear

we umm

had to chop ya up and

biuld yr hub into a

wilder unicycle

i'm goin ridin with ****s who can

drop two and half metres

+++

sky just rumbled

first of th season

+++

i just came back

from th shops

pickin up some

smiths crisps

hittin th

traffic island

with a small

curve

way more speed than usual and

+++

it's all good

+++

half three and th sky is

almost

dark

brisbane weather of old

th thunder storm

grumbling away

in th north pine dam pls kuta

+++

colours we havent seen in our sky

in a long time th drought so

set in

+++

how much are ya gunna spit me unpleasant woman

jenny's explosive hop

th monoshock

allows her to sprint off th line

how much is th fabricator

gunna f*** with yr lines

i'll barely recognise ya

+++ hunters and collectors 'the slab' +++

we have rain

but will this just

feed th grbutt

downhill of th dams

like she's been givin us

+++

i rode up a dry drain

half an hour ago

yr too skinny to

unicycle surf in th moss in

bt i'll think about it

after th rain stops

+++

gunna be hot and sweaty work

pushin a hockey stick

in todays rides i

can feel th upper back workin harder

hitting th

transitions

when it goes

bitumen to gravel

and bumpy

with speed and

cmon monoshock unicycle come back better than ya were before and

my hard tail extreme unicycle gave me a hard tail today

+++ 4 non blondes 'what's goin on'(techno remix) +++

thank god they're not blondes

those two chicks

hangin by th park

is all i can say

havent u got nice breasts and a big smile

+++

a boy cant help it

gotta ride his wheel over th bumps

+++

i dunno about th trials course

not into ridin slow and

not wot i build

prototype unicycles

for

"yet"

+++

i built th prototype

he's buildin th

beast

+++

i'm smokin drugs this

gorgeous brizzy afternoon

thinkin of my baby

bein chopped up

in th workshop

they know it' scomin man

let's not disappoint em

+++

if

it comes out of th workshop in time

i got one day

to get used to th beast before

i gotta ride it in public

maybe even

compete on it

+++

none of her old angles

will bee th same

+++ robin ford 'house of blues' +++

lighter more tidy and

still with all that travel and man

u should cruise th dirt

without that big arse

tail

+++

if ya didnt look right before dunno about how ya gunna feel now babe

by his plans u'll come out more like

gadget unicycle hard in th flesh and

built to crash big

+++

thunder in th sky above

save often

+++

if i can get

fifty or sixty

flyin kilometres on ya

before i have to slide u

foot and a half and

still be standin upright

lookin at th privatesheads who just thought

i'd had a crash

+++

i'm prayin

yr inherent anti dive

is still functional after all th tinkering

we want th wheel

to come forward under full load

tips th pilot back

helps with savage braking

+++

once yr solid

built

not just bolted together

+++ robin trower 'someday blues' +++

no blues computer

th time is near

taken yrs but

we finally got our design up and flying

+++

th flash welder who came runnin to

offer buttistance on th project knows his metals

+++

hey chester man

next is

brakes againa nd then

th fabricator

reckons he can cobble a

sturmey aarcher three speed hub

"seven"

five

into a unicycle hub

+++

with brakes and gears i can

blow th f***in girls bikes away

better power to weight

ratio

+++

nothing

gets off th line like a solo wheel

+++

a half unicycle

half weird pogostick

+++

triangulated swingarm

monoshock

+++

pls stay with one shock man

i know th half bicycle frame she was

says double shock

+++ nirvana 'polly' +++

i'm gettin too much lift off

on th 26 in th gravel

hardtail solid frame

big tyred unicycle

+++

hit an inch and a half rock

on a bike path

earlier today and

came down hard

with a shockie

i would have had

more time

to catch th out of control flywheel

+++

anythin anywhere can bring ya undone th true joy

is in th flyin

+++

it looks wrong

it feels wrong but

when ya put a human body on it and

it balances

man

+++

big bang outside

thank you mr weather

+++ will smith 'switch' +++

opposite to a bicycle pullin a wheelie

we got all th weight behind us

in a tail

+++

this unicycle changes it's

trail

+++

once we've got ya

sturdy and

flyin true

we'll start paring weight

one day

i''ll weigh components

before we add them

+++

as we pulled apart

th original

prototype monoshock unicycle

we weighed th parts in our hands and

learned many things

+++ city high 'city high anthem' +++

like wot beach ya last rode thru

coarse beach sand

fallin out of th frame and

into th bushes

cause th frame was holed

been cut in half

th sand got in

to th bushes

a hole in back of em

goin inside th frame

+++

and yeah a couple scrape marks

on that big tail

from hittin walls and posts

in th city

after dark

+++

ya havent played with unicycles with tails ?

makes em more ridable man

+++

although with a huge fat tail

th broadslides can get carried away with emselves

+++

livin in th sub tropics

th smarter denizens

disconnect th phone line

from th computer

+++ seal 'crazy' +++

crazy not to

all that electricity

+++

yr in th workshop for a rebuild

stop whingin

+++

as bad as th traction engine up th road called jennifer

+++

settle down jenny mark three

we can shorten or lengthen

yr swingarms and

make ya travel sweet

+++

will we ever get th suspension

setup right though

so th double bump problem

doesnt get us

+++ do re mi 'after the volcano' +++

hmm

+++

gettin rebound set right

on a unicycle

is interesting

+++

it has to top out clean and not continue rising

th riders legs are one with th wheel

which isnt suspended th whole seat post and

roughly half th unicycle

is

+++

sometimes

it;s advisable

to hold onto th seat

she lulls u into a false sense of

security and then

bam

+++

fill out yr

unicycle test flight report and

recuperate

+++ black eyed peas 'my humps' +++

eggs hangin off yr head

bumps

faceplant stack into th bitumen

launched by th spring

houston

we copy we are on th ground

+++

ya gotta

climb to yr feet and

get back up on th beast

even if it's just to

circle th cul de sac

+++

ya spat me ya havent beaten me

+++

i want this bit

tamed

i want this bit

wilded up

and i dont want this bit at all

i'm goin to th pub

i'll be back sunday

+++

if i dont return

send drugs

"send drugs anyway"

+++

i'm goin to th pub woman

i'll be back sunday

try it man

just once

+++

welcome t freedom brother

+++ gorillaz 'dare' +++

. . . . . . .

mayhem and violence

bad puppie dogs

come here

+++

i got a raw crutch paulie

"bike pants are in th truck"

+++

readers are warned

secret mens business being discussed litle x in th top right hand corner

not for sensitive ppl

+++ something for kate 'captain'(million miles an hour) +++

did we drop another psychic rest curse ? "it could read that way"

i wouldnt wanna be standin too close to bin laden "get wot ya get"

person

++

"i dint ask for this war jennifer"

we're carryin higher casualties than th yanks

"we're lethal"

"th ****s shouldnt have picked a fight with us"

+++ bob marley 'dont worry be happy' +++

bee happy

"kuta bee's are always happy"

+++

yeah dont worry man th ground only shakes for so long

u'll be right

+++ the monkees 'i'm a believer' +++

it's ludricous that a psychic blog could

cause earthquakes

th last three we cooked up were

obviously

coincidence man

+++

i spoke to mr land today

+++

"he was pretty helpful actually"

+++

they say we got an inch of rain

in th water catchment area and

storms tomorrow as well

they predict

+++ will smith 'girls aint nuthin but trouble' +++

wot are u up to kuta ?

+++

why are we here ?

on th internet

+++

yeah babe

we got hamster a goodie

+++

and we think

but not

sure yet

th september 28 premonition was

just th date for

our monoshock unicycle

comin out of

th workshop but

waiting is

+++

had it in th psychic blog as

late september for months

was it

i asked for

my next significant date

hmm

+++

paulo that love letter i sent to bin laden

"not a love letter dear"

is it a voodoo curse or not ?

"ask me in thirteen days"

umm

proscribed

+++ elvis costello 'watching the detectives' +++

th cop

in my head is givin me enough trouble

black

lethal kadaitcha man of kuta

should i be issuing warnings ?

+++

i issued a travel warning

on th net

before th indonesian earthquake

whipped up that huge wave

said i agreed with th oz gummint

rare as

and reisssued it

dont go there

while sayin in this here psychic blog

i see a

huge splash

+++

"cheatin unpleasant woman" "we;d asked for th wave"

yeah but how long before "not th point"

+++

f***in mutant

+++ mbuttive attack 'inertia creeps' +++

with th oz continent driftin north six inches each yr

i'll be predicting

more

+++

six months before

th

tsunami hit

"june 25"

june 25

i bailed off th net

sayin i'll be back in exactly six months and

get back on with my job of

predictin

mbutt rest

+++

made it december 25

december 26

boxing day tsunami

hit

+++

june 25 2001

i started my psychic blog

+++

june 25 2005

i proposed to nicole kidman

i know

half black tranny

extreme unicyclist

broke bastard

ridiculous

till

june 25 2006

nicole walks down th altar

and gets married to

keith urban

wot is it about

june 25

+++

i see th future backwards

that wedding proposal

haunts me

+++

like little brother says

no-one can ever see

my predictions

till after th thing occurrs

cept maybe me

+++

i wouldnt give u slimy needles

her wedding day

+++ peter gabriel 'steam' +++

even if

i already had

+++

leadin up to nickies big day

all th media speculation on when is she gettin married

i could of opened up my mouth and

pointed back in my psychic blog that sees th future backwards

+++

but

ppl have understanding that

in real magic

just like everywhere else in th universe

for every action there's an equal and opposite

reaction

+++ the black eyed peas 'hands up' +++

wot was that wish that nickie expressed

"let it go"

+++

"th signs say she got her wish and"

"the kadaitcha man of australia"

"wishes both of them well"

+++

the deadly awards are on telly tonight

"we werent invited"

would we ever be ?

"250 thousand psychic kills is paltry"

f***head

+++

if that mountnain fell down out there

+++ oasis 'wonderwall' +++

off north america

they'd get roughly

twenty million rests

+++

and bein a psychic ****

i'd see it

and bein a real psychic **** i'd see it

all backwards

yow

+++

gun happy yanks dont

take kindly to invective and

criticism

i'd find it

difficult if not impossible

to warn em of it

+++

even th

f***in hurricane

we only made a casual reference to

some months before

was as close as we could come to

predictin it

+++

cause

to warn ya about it i

gotta ask for it

and i always tack on my own

reasons

+++

th warnings in my

psychic blog

to islamic disasters

have been relatively easy ones

and got th greater amount of clues

written in th mix

+++ joslyn rechter 'the habenara'(from carmen) +++

yeah computer

yr a funny ****

+++

a week before th london plantings

i was inhabiting a

shakespeare newsgroup

+++

just a merry little mad psychic

****

+++

mutant

+++

more drugs over here

. . .

jet 'look what you've done'

+++

i did say

pan will look after th yanks and

i was watchin weather patterns

pushin up

into th northern hemisphere

ya got a ton of warning

from yr own ppl and

no-one listened

worth a damn

+++

i am embarrased

i only gave one days warning

of th northern pakistan earthquake

but it was seven days after th second kuta beach attacks and

we made a real special

kuta rest curse

and flung it and

huge earthquake

+++

if everything

is opposite

to how it is perceived then

that explains why harry potter

is th richest man in england

+++ pearl jam 'black' +++

th ppl dont want or wish to purchase

real magic

they;d rather pay money to watch

fake magic

+++

hollywood magic

+++

my name is black

my magic is real

no-one cares

+++

which proves it;s real right

otherwise i'd

have been swamped with

+++ jewel 'the new wild west' +++

i read in th papers that

psychics are shonks

+++

and then

concoct a mbuttive rest curse

from th religion of kuta to see a hundred thousand ppl dead

on my television th next morning

from th religion i threw the curse at

+++

if someone like me was

wanderin villages

making my god;s curses on

parchment

two thousand yrs from now

would they be killing each other over th

interpretation

+++

i got enough magic i could

pinch hit for jesus

amongst simple ppl

+++

specially when i ride my

two foot unicycle in one foot of water

+++

my troubles lie with

interpretation

+++ 4 non blondes 'what's going on'(techno remix) +++

exactly computer

+++

what's going on

+++

dont mind me

just practisin in my psychic blog

and doin a little business

+++

where do i draw th line ?

how much is

i'm seein somethin that hasnt happened yet and

how much is

i want this

do it

+++

i'll never answer that question

"and neither will u"

+++

seeing th future is more peculiar than anything i;ve read on th subject

+++

i want dr rest dead

do it

12 days later

dr azahari turns up

seven bullets in his head

plant maker for kuta beach

hmmm

+++

i dunno

+++ big pig 'i cant breakaway' +++

yeah computer it was th pigs that got im

th indonesian pigs

+++

sweet kill

however ya wanna look at it

a good result

+++

from kuta religion

+++

stingless bee honey

kuta

bee honey

+++

i go for coffee kuta volcano

old unpleasant woman

. . .

easy star all stars 'us and them' +++

u downloaded veteran of a psychic wars

i did

figured i needed to

can i hear it ?

yeah ok

+++ blue oyster cult 'veteran of the psychic wars' +++

album ?

fire of unknown origin

answer is water

we know already

+++

with the - dont let these shakes go on - lyric

is a little apt yes

+++

psychic hitmen dont retire

they do have vacations

+++

been easy on u this yr

yeah i've only end a couple thousand ppl

sarcasm ?

i'm carryin 200 hundred thousand in collateral damage

war is hell

inhuman unpleasant woman

+++

if i mbuttage f*** out of th figures

i got maybe

1 in 25

that fit th rest curse

i know how big my magic is

+++

in th blog isnt so bad it's

at th mirror

+++

i stare back at

a veteran of

psychic wars

my body lookin

younger than it did

when i was eighteen

but my hair is goin white

doesnt go with rock hard abs

+++

And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see

lyric

+++

at 44

i can drop into a skatebowl

on a unicycle

but

nobody cares

+++

dark skin doesnt help

+++

kuta

unpleasant woman

+++

psychic hitmen do not retire

+++

. . .

neither do roofers

?

just got off th phone

little brother wants a hand

livin on th edge

+++

it;s a mad world

+++

u want a week on frazer island?

no

i got a war to prosecute

we didnt start it

+++ led zeppelin 'gallows pole' +++

we're winning it only on rest counts

+++

f*** man

even th crazy yanks havent knocked off

as many as we have

in this war on terror

+++

u want another miracle ?

i got enough thanks

+++

th invisible religion of australia

only exists on th internet spinning magical conundrums

+++ robin trower 'night' +++ blue oyster cult 'dont feel the reaper' +++

oh and killing ppl

+++

009

yes dear

just do your job

liek i have a choice

+++

real magic is a bit f***ed but

when i visit a hot chick

liek sabrina and she's about to wash her car

and cant find her car sponge

i've bought one on th way there

it's th little things

that mean th most

. . .

pirate jenny

"ruthless bee man"

'black"

+++ p.s.

black's back

+++ ween 'push the little daisies' +++

an in joke black was dead