Book to educate the trolls
I've done your work and substantiated your list. With the use of an AppleScript and a PHP...
I just got the latest newsletter from Apple Developer Connection. It has a link to a book called "Mac OS X Internals: A Systems Approach" by Amit Singh. On the book's website, there's something that struck me as hilarious (but I don't know if it was intended that way). It's a promotion of the book to anti-Mac people:
"Among those who do not use Mac OS X, many people might be interested in finding out more about it ... ... * Even people who are anti-Mac, buttuming such people would want to read the book to seek potential armament for the rather rampant OS-related religious warfare."
Ha, ha, ha!
Maybe this is the answer for these bizarre Windows trolls (and a few Linux ones too) who seem to know nothing and can only come up with nonsense when they try to disparage OS X. Perhaps this book should be recommended in response to each such pointless attack.