PreMacintosh Apple Computers Stink Like Human Waste 2118
DougM
No. I am talking about the non-macintosh apple computer that came before the Mac and they used those big floppy discs called "mini-floppies". These computers were in my elementary schools from '89 - '96. Those computers stunk like human-kakaa. I hate those computers and want to burn them with oxyacetylene flames. Burn them while they are running, playing their stinky cheesy music and scum-quality graphics some of ran only on a green monochrome screen. BTW, those old Apples computers -- for some mysterious reason -- did not use any fans. They were completely silent. None-the-less, they stunk like a human's digestive waste.
Funny. Most Commodore and IBM owners of the day didn't particularly. Even those who really felt strongly about the one they chose for themselves had enough self...
Those are the f--ked up old elementary-school Apple computers I am talking about. I want them to burn in hell. I want them to suffer. I want to generate errors in those computers by torching their storage units with oxyacetylene fires.