What a real computer does during a game

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The kind where your old butt thinks you are crossing the blue line with the puck and I bury your croctchdy old butt in the boards with a tremendous crashing sound. You pick up your helmet, puke it and wobble back to the bench.

Yep, you're a cat. I'll play any sport.

Anyone know what the most popular sport on planet earth is? Oh yeah, soccer.

But a Canadian says were pussies so it must be so! Bwahahaha

Of course not.

Hahahaha, you couldn't even paddle out on a 3' foot day. "Where's Alan?" "He washed down the beach"

I would love to see you call Laird Hamilton a cat. That would be a hoot.

debateable..

LOL So you're cousin plays hockey. That could be Rick Middleton for all I know. I mean you call all my pics and screen shots fake so why should I take your word for anything.

So basically you only play sport where you can prop your old wrinkled butt up with some sort of stick.