i need to automate my PC

You obviously have much free time on your hairy-palmed hands. You put quite some energy into this post. I would have been impressed, had you demonstrated proper grammar and spelling. Indeed, you are creative in your imagery. I would hazard to guess that you are a child in either middle school or high school. You do not belong to the popular group. You desperately seek attention and approval, but rarely receive what you seek. You find solace within the anonymity of the Internet. The keyboard never makes fun of you, does it? Eventually you will leave school and enter the real world where you will find that people are not so superficial. My second guess is that you have already left school, are middle-aged, and have no social life. This is it, isn't it? This is the highlight of your day. I weep for you.

To the group: We must not allow such abuse of our newsgroups. Alt.computers is a technical forum, not a place for manic-depressives to seek attention. I know that by posting this message, I am doing what he-she wants, giving attention. But I want the real members of the group to take action, as this person has harbutted others in the group, as well as myself.

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