Canada has trade surplus, America does not. Why

Hello; I am John Lauzon's doctor. I think a lot of you will be more sympathetic to John if you know his sad life history. John was born without a privates and missing 90% of his brain. He is horribly deformed. Upon taking one look at him, sadly, both his parents said "Holly poo! We should have aborted this kid!" Those words are now forever stuck in John's head, and he is now vehemently anti-end. He tried on a few occasions to flirt with women, and failed miserably. This was more to do with his personality then any physical characteristic. He now hates the idea of anyone having love. John thought guys would be easier, and managed to find someone who let John give them a blow-job. John fell madly in love with this guy Lance. However, as soon as John did not have Lance's manhood in his mouth, John started talking and Lance realized Johns major social problems, and left him. John now especially hates gays due to this rejection. He thought about becoming Jewish in hopes that someone would set him up with someone, but heard he would have to be circumcised. Since he did not have a privates, he was too embarrbutted to try this route, and now simply hates Jews.

John's obsession with hate drove everyone away from him. He has no friends and no life. Not even dogs like him anymore. He then found the Internet - he could rant and rave, make an idiot of himself, yet people would still respond. They could not just tell him to screw off and walk away - John and the other people would always be there. It was great.

So, you see, when you read John's post and think to yourself "what a moronic jackbutt" also think about his sad history. He is a tragic figure, mostly of his own making, but tragic none the less. So, don't take anything he says seriously, or get offended. It's just the ranting of a sad, pathetic creature which should be pitied more then anything. *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com ***