Why aren't therre more Women here 1622

You may not know this but many nonliving Things have a gender.

1. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they Hold everything in, but you can See right through them.

2. Copiers are Female, because once Turned off; it takes a while to warm Them up again. It's an effective Reproductive device if the right Buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc If the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald And it's often over-inflated.

4. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, To get it to go anywhere, you Have to light a fire under it, and of Course, there's the hot air part.

5. Sponges are Female, because they're Soft, squeezable and retain Water.

6. A Web Page is Female, because it's Always getting hit on.

7. A Train Station is Male, because it Uses the same old lines to pick People up.

8. An Hourglbutt is Female, because over Time, the weight shifts to the Bottom.

9. A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't Changed much over the last 5,000 Years, but it's handy to have around.

10. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You Thought it'd be male, didn't You? But consider this - it gives a man Pleasure, he'd be lost without It, and while he doesn't always know the Right buttons to push, he keeps Trying!