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So then why are you wasting your life?

Are you sure that's not what you're doing right now? That would go a long way to explaining why you don't seem to be able to use the SHIFT key.

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snips On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 08:06:59 -0700, tab More like 300-400... but, when push comes to shove, there's only about six "general purpose" ones, so unless...

Speaking from experience I see.

Basketball is one word.

I feel sorry for your mother.

Your header shows that you posted this message at 16:35. Your girlfriend is supposedly showing up at 19:30. That means you have over 90 minutes to pound one off in the shower.

Make sure it's a G or PG as you wouldn't want to upset your mother by sneaking into a PG-13 movie.

Dressing up as the Flintstones for Halloween, that's cute.

Kissing my butt more likely.

Now why would we want to steal your girlfriend?

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