Grapevine

After takin' a swig o' grog, JustMe belched out this bit o' wisdom:

An internet bully is probably the most pathetic kind of bully you'll ever find:

1. His-her comebacks are usually stupid, or, at best, completely incongruous.

2. The internet bully usually keeps replying to your posts, not realizing he-she is plonked.

3. The internet bully thinks that jazzing you over an internet link is somehow equivalent to jazzing you in your physical presence, where teeth are at risk.

4. The internet bully will often claim that they are performing some perverse love act on you, as if that will somehow hurt *your* reputation. I don't know about you, but I sure wouldn't brag about sodomizing someone.

The internet bully does have some good points, however. They provide a good chance to learn the plonking features of your newsreader. They also provide a base level of juvenility, ignorance, contempt, stupidity, and coarseness against which you will be more accepting of any of the shortcomings of more reasonable posters who have something useful to say, but might be a little insulting while doing it.

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