Guardians revisionist history of Microsoft 13592

Hey, Daeron-Doug Mentol, it's great to find you are still trolling COLA and trying to lift the number of hits on our blog! I was beginning to wonder if your body had followed your "brain" into a terminal rest spiral ;-)

Of course, as usual, you completely failed to understand the post and used it to push your usual raving and factually incorrect opinions, but never mind. Some people are born stupid, but you really work at it! You are definitely top of the list on every rational person's killfile.

Still, a few points....

Wrong. It's a list of (mainly) companies that were supposed to destroy Microsoft. It's not my fault so many business writers produce really dumb stories.

Gosh, imagine Microsoft selling MS-DOS to Compaq, HP, Dell etc as well as PC-DOS to IBM! What a shocker! If you have had to carry the terrible burden of this knowledge for so long, no wonder you are deranged!

Well, I can't say "sense of humour failure" as you have clearly never had one. I am deeply sorry to discover that you have never been able to understand a joke. You are, truly, pitiful.

Actually, Microsoft (stupidly) tried to bring out "Palm-size" PCs. Here's a link for when you next feel the need to froth at the mouth:

Amazing how Microsoft manages to keep this from Judge Kottar-Kelley and the feds and lawyers who crawl all over everything Microsoft does, and read all its email. With more than 10,000 PC manufacturers around, it's even more amazing that none of them mentions it!

Sorry, I must have missed the big BusinessWeek-NYT-WSJ-whatever stories that said either BeOS or Hitachi was going to kill Microsoft. Of course, the alternative is that you're intellectually incapable of reading a blog post. Oh yes, that idea is at least consistent with the rest of the evidence....

Other rubbish ignored. Life's too short.

I never said it did, and under my criteria, Hitler would not be a success. (Oh, you resorted to Hitler. You lose, trollboy!)

If you weren't such a clueless bigot, you'd have long since realised you were talking out of your arse. It's perfectly possible for anyone to make a list of -- for example -- countries ruled by tyrants, but you'd have to be a moron to buttume that the listmaker therefore *approved* of tyrants. Well, you are that moron.

Look, Daeron, I know you wank off to the idea that you are my personal stalker and all that, but I think you should give it a rest. At least you could change your handle to one that isn't already widely recognised as belonging to an idiot and a troll.

And keep taking the medication!

Regards, Jack