Linux blows butt, it suck and is worthless

Linux is a joke!!!!!!! I don't care that it is free. You can wrap a piece of crap in a fancy gold wrapper, but it still taste like crap. The install from ftp, this is so bad it's laughable. It took me so many times to finally get it installed, I can't even tell ya. Then to add Apache, PHP and MySQL with administrators, I had to select 103 different components. To find all the components you had to search for each application. Why can't you just select the application and have Linux supply the main core components and then add extras after. It didn't matter anyway cause the ftp I installed from was now invalid. As for the master boot record restore feature, which didn't restore when I wanted to remove from another pc cause it couldn't find half the hardware was the best way to crash your system that I had seen in years. What a joke. No wonder Microsoft isn't even slightly worried about SUSE (Sucks Using Sucks Enabling) Linux. Oh yeah, I been sitting here for about 30 to 40 min. now waiting for Linux to change 2 simple IP changes. I would rather use MAC OS then Linux. Hell I would rather go back to writing everything on paper the use Linux junk.