My face REALLY HURTS

On Friday 09 December 2005 06:28, Bobbie stood up and spoke the following words to the mbuttes incomp.os.linux.advocacy...:

You may have missed the post to which this nymshifting troll was replying with the above fake quote, but please note that I have neither written nor said any such thing.

I'm actually straight as an arrow and quite happy about that, thank you. Just because "kinky" seems to be hip these days - and whatever is "hip" or "trendy" is by definition fake - doesn't imply that everyone should be, thank God.

I've never been a follower of any fashion or trend for that matter. I prefer staying true to myself over what is fashionable.

I do not judge or convict gay or biloveual people over their loveual orientation - it is genetically determined, so why should I judge them? - but I do expect the same courtesy from them in return.

Just because anything inverse to the established traditions - e.g. loveual promiscuousness, body piercings, wearing ones pants backwards or whatever - happens to be "k3wl" in the eyes of revolutionaries or bored adolescents in search of their own idenbreasty doesn't mean that I have to share that conviction or live up to it.

"Being liberal" has quite a different meaning in the USA versus in Europe. In the US, a Liberal is a leftwinger, while in Europe, a Liberal is synonymous to a pro-capitalist rightwinger, whereas the leftwingers are called ecologists, socialists or communists, depending on their political focus and the degree in which that is applied.

Here in Belgium, just about every political party except for the center party - the Christian Democrats - and the rightwing extremists consider themselves to be "progressive" and will attempt to shock people just to gain popularity - and we've got an election year coming up again, so I expect to be seeing more of that again in the near future. But then again, the desire to shock also applies to the rightwing extremists. They just live for the riots they cause.

I guess you could say that according to the US definition of the terms "liberal" and "conservative", I'm a moderated liberal - in Europe, we would say "slightly left of center" - but I'm certainly conservative enough in many psycho-sociological respects. I happen to have high morals and a strong set of personal ethics and principles that I believe in and that I live up to. I don't intend changing my views or my behavior just to be fashionable. But I digress.

The troll you are replying to is putting the utterings of his own perversions into my mouth. His stalking obsession with me seems to primarily be one of a loveual nature, whereas he uses posts of a differently ridiculous nature in (his dis)respect to the other users whom he likes to stalk on this newsgroup.

It's also quite obvious that all of these fabricated quotes come from a database that is accessed either at will or at random, in a similar manner to how he constructs pseudonyms, e-mail addresses and message ID's.

I therefore believe it's just some readily-made and freely downloadable harbuttment tool, like so many exist forwannabe-l33tsin the Windowsh4x0rworld. The only thing that distinguishes this troll from a five-year-old with an atbreastude is his ability to read and use a computer.

It's also quite amazing how people of lower educational and intellectual levels always seem to resort to loveually inspired insults towards others to cover up for their own worthlessness as human beings and their inability to be more functional than prehistoric reptiles.

Apparently some men have difficulty feeling masculine without accusing the other members of their gender of being gay, just like some Windows users have difficulty feeling clever without calling GNU-Linux users stupid, right after their rant on "how complicated things are in GNU-Linux".

I don't know who this troll is exactly. I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be Kadaitcha Man himself, but it's quite obviously someone fromalt.os.windows-xpwho decided to stick around after the latest flurry of cross-posted posts fromflatfishbetweenC.O.L.A.and said Windows group.

From what I've heard from people who have lurked there for a while and from what I've seen from the cross-posts,A.O.W-XP.seems to be solely dedicated to holding contests in obscenities. Quite a shame that they feel they have to bring their freak show over toC.O.L.A. Just cause to show that the average intelligence onA.O.W-XP.is too low to even construe what "respect" means.

I guess Sigmund Freud was not so far off from the truth, although in his days, they didn't call italt.os.windows-xpyet. Back then, they called it a lunatic asylum.

-- With kind regards,

*Aragorn* (Registered GNU-Linux user #223157)