OS X is PROOF linux that sucks! 17106
On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 23:14:37 -0600, Oxford
And then stop to think that as they produce 100 million of them, it is inevitable that the occasional one that makes it into Consumer Debt hands will be flawed. Unless, magically, it's an Apple product. Apple products *never* have *any* flaws. Nor do they ever develop them. Their mechanical parts wear out. They're scratch-proof, dust-proof and waterproof to 200 meters. They're impervious to heat, cold and n-rays. from the back pages of comic books won't penetrate them. They slice, they dice, you can cut a hammer with them and they never go dull. They magically upgrade their own hardware, while you're sleeping, ensuring they never become obsolete. The balance the deficit. They hold the secrets to perpetual motion, immortality, and men finally understanding the minds of women - and vice-versa. They double as air-conditioners in summer and they can pull in signals from Voyager 2. They can balance your checkbook and if there's a discrepancy, they just alter the bank's accounts. They sing, they dance, they split the atom and splice genes. They can complete an infinite loop in 3.2 seconds, and they have proved that division by zero is, in fact, defined - it just gives a really big number. They are not just computers, they are the pinnacle of Man's struggle to achieve perfection. Now that we have them, we, as a species, can go extinct, since obviously there can be no further improvement.
OS X is PROOF linux that sucks! 17107
begin KillFileMe.vbs Since the pbuttage of the ADA by the Democratic Congress bad in the early 90s, and the subsequent...
OS X is PROOF linux that sucks! 17109
begin KillFileMe.vbs I took that to be understood. But I suppose I shouldn't have buttumed such a thing. Anyway, that was *why...
Well, that, or you're just a complete and total smeghead. I know which way my money's going on that bet.