One day, not to far from now

... all those expected to communicate through video must by then have met corporate requirements.

The section written up under company policies enbreastled 'Ugly and unacceptable' will apply to those of you who will not be considered suitable for maintaining a good company image.

You hopefully will have copious amounts of bridge work carried out to reduce that retarded speech impediment you've had for most of your life. Of course, where you haven't, you're out.

Naturally, your hair lip will also pose a compounded problem with the aforementioned.

Those of you with jug type or wing-nut type ears will have to have them pinned back or lopped off. Failure to do so, will result in your being sacked, and possibly consigned to the mail room.

ZERO tolerance in the corporate work place will be rife and extend to those of you who might have seen better days than the now compared to the back end of a cow.

If you do not fit into the viewfinder with sufficient ease your position of company lard-arse will be considered untenable.

If you're under 5' 10" you'll be expected to employ artificial height adjusting shoes, although the designs of such shoes may give the appearance that you had forgotten to fix your leg braces that morning.

Enter the stunt-chicken type individual that will stand in for your undesirable image. The company only keeping you on because they consider you might have half a brain.

Later in the technological advances of VC you will be able to smell the individual you are dealing with. There will not be a setting clever enough to prevent your halitosis being dampened down. So, yet another stunt double may be employed.

In short, all you short-arsed, butt-ugly, balding, fat, ****ing rejects will be categorised as third clbutt citizens. It's your own faults.

You hace been warned.

-- Expose your mind, and prepare for it to be peeed on.