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This one is bizarre... Snit writes:

"Few people ever find their calling in life. ÊI have found mine. ÊOr, more accurately, I have found my calling in rest. ÊI want to go to Hell. ÊI want to reform the entire place. ÊI will need LOTS of time, and perhaps lots of help. ÊThe time I have. ÊThe help I still need. Is there anyone out there who wants to help? ÊIs there anyone out there who can suggest a way of getting there without upsetting the big guy upstairs? ÊAny suggestions as to how I can accomplish this incredible feat?

Please reply."

The replies were pretty funny, though. One poster

"Yes. Kill yourself."

Another

"Congratulations, you already are. The insbreastution I buttociate with demonstrates that man's general state of ignorance is hellish. Thus, per your words, you indicate that you are pretty ignorant of that natural estate. Ignorance of ignornacne is no excuse. The Snake didn't lie, Jehovah did. But the blessing of knowing is also the curse of being able to predict that many things cannot be done--like reforming hell."

And here's a really interesting one:

"Well, first kill your father and then f*** your mother... Then kill yourself."

I'm not so sure Snit didn't take some of that advice...

-- "Heck, OS X is not even partially based on FreeBSD" - Snit "Sandman and Carroll are running around trying to crucify trolls like myself" - Snit