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Should Suse Users abandon KDE ! 1655Should Suse Users abandon KDE ! 1657 On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 14:21:21 -0500, Ruel Smith Yea the truth that "Gnome is butt ugly" just slipped out as a little piece of heresy in... guts-griping lackey, and seller of second-hand goods, blew off: Mad, rambling f***tard detected. NETLOON PROFILER ON Start psychological profiling Statistics: =========== Approximate word count: 198 Punctuation: 10 full stop(s) Punctuation: 8 comma(s) Punctuation: 0 exclamation mark(s) multiples not counted Punctuation: 0 question mark(s) multiples not counted Primary keywords: 5 Secondary keywords: 5 Should Suse Users abandon KDE ! 1659 On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 20:46:50 +0000, Kier Have you actually taken a good look at the threads in this group? It takes about 15 seconds to figure out that comp.os.linux.advocacy... *** GRAMMAR LAMER ALERT *** =========================== Detected command in context of key words. *** MANIA ALERT *** =================== Lord Jester used only basic punctuation (., ?, !) a total of 10 times in 198 words. This person is grossly illiterate, has a totally disorganised mind and is probably prone to be excessively nice or critical on minor points, as well as being likely to live alone. Performing analysis on keywords: Primary Keyword: "recently" Primary Keyword: "preferred" Primary Keyword: "understandable" Primary Keyword: "although" Primary Keyword: "interface" Secondary Keyword: "seems" Secondary Keyword: "until" Secondary Keyword: "Gnome" Secondary Keyword: "which" Secondary Keyword: "buggy" Lord Jester is susceptible to have a strong desire or sense of compulsion to take stimulants. Expect Lord Jester to go out of control, into erratic mood swings and manias of compulsive actions. Expect Lord Jester to be inclined to be incapable of transforming any of his life experiences into anything valuable. Expect Lord Jester to be inclined to be driven by uncontrollable inner impulses. Should Suse Users abandon KDE ! 1656 Jensen Carpenter, Astronaut I never ever could like Gnome. Sorry, no offence, but I wish it never... Lord Jester is likely to be an untrustworthy, maliciously betraying saboteur of peoplesā private relationships in order to triumph over them. Lord Jester conforms to Schizotypal personality disorder. Lord Jester is likely to be employed as an employee who works in public houses washing and removing dirty pots and does other menial tasks, or as an employee who wears a sandwich billboard for advertising. Phrases to describe Lord Jester: Belching, low-life, sagging vegetarian; shrinking, insentient, old-womanish soft-bellied toad; shriveling, anti-semitic, cowardly lewdster. Recommended accusations: Depraved; greedy; inflexible. Motivations: To keep himself excited and occupied. To feel supported by others. To be the centre of attention. Questions and expected responses for Lord Jester: Question 1: Have you ever gotten ready for work in the morning on your day off? Expected Response: Evidence of propensity to not see others as equals. Question 2: Do you keep in touch with any of your ex's for the sole purpose of future love? Expected Response: Signs of tendency to give seductive attention to members of the same love. Question 3: Would you have plastic surgery to alter a body part that you don't like? Expected Response: Highly likely to be driven by uncontrollable inner impulses. End psychological profiling for Lord Jester
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