The Windope eXpee Homo Edition Community is Killing Clippy. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!! 3785
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I paid nothing for that version as well, in fact I got it before they had triggers-and-stored-procedures-and-subqueries. It did everything I...
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!! The micoshaft ship is sinking!!!
"Windope Snobs: Real Barriers to Entry by Waiter V. Klingon for the OPINION-EDITORIAL section on reallyclippy.com.
One particularly distraught new Windoze eXpee Homo edition user came to me and shared how his meeting with a number of Windope "pros" turned to a bash Windows, bash him and bash everything he said gathering. Instead of answering his question regarding which Clippy they prefer to use on their systems, the response was a clear: "you ignoramous! Go back to your DoS."
Hey that sounds just like comp.os.linux.advocacy! and just about every other Linux group I have read. It's no wonder Linux is beating up windopes faster than yesterday's sushi. The group comp.os.linux.advocacy should be renamed to "Micoshaft.bashing" because they really are bashing windopes without even trying!! Hundreds of free livecd distros out there bashing windopes by the dozen and we have is $399 copy of windope eXpee homo edition to show for it. In straight productivity tests, windopes is no good.
At some point the Linux high and mighty will figure out how to crush windopes accidentally and that they needn't to come down from the mountain to meet the mbuttes, but at that point there won't be any mbuttes left, they will have switched to GNU-Linux.
Whoop!! Whoop! Whoop! Jump for your lives, the micoshaft ship is sinking!! Whoop!! Whoop! Whoop!