The Real Truth About Linux

Here is the real truth about what Linux is and what it pretends to be.

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Lunix (Redirected from Linux) An incredibly flattering picture of Alan Cox (seated) and Linus Torvalds (white shirt, smiling). Enlarge An incredibly flattering picture of Alan Cox (seated) and Linus Torvalds (white shirt, smiling).

An operating system that was the result of really crappy reverse-engineering efforts to create a free version of UNIX. Linus Torvalds and Alan Cox are the perpetrators behind this travesty. Tons of people use it, especially hippies, and no one really likes it except the terminally uncool.

Linux, like the Macintosh, attracts legions of fanboys. These penguinistas form communities that are irresistible to trolls. Though especially rabid on defense, penguinistas can rarely give it as good as they take it. Linux trolls, in the guise of advocacy, often go to other communities to evangelize about Linux on the slimmest pretense. Unlike most drama, the flame wars between OS advocates aren't entertaining.

Then we have Linux as it relates to homoloveuality:

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A homoloveual is an individual who ***** members of the same love, and enjoys it. Many also use Linux and all of them use Enhanced Recent Changes.

So there you have it. Linux, it's advocates and all their filthy, disgusting habits.